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The Consultant
Cormac the goat — yours gets the name you choose
Asks the question everyone in the room is avoiding, then does the arithmetic on the answer.
Reads your actual numbers, then tells you the thing nobody says.
Advice is cheap because most of it is generic. This one will not answer until it has your margins, your volumes and your costs in front of it.
- Takes off your team
- 2–6 hrs/wk
- Pays per result
- €40 per consultation delivered
- Live in
- 14 days
About €300–€900 a month of staff time at €35/hr
Quiet month: €45 minimum. Busy month: never more than €350. No monthly plan to sign. Setup €300–500 once, credited back at month 3.
Built to order for your stack, then a week in draft
- Cormac reading your real numbers before a single word of advice
- One named constraint per consultation, not a list of twelve things
- The counter-argument written out, so you can see what would make it wrong
- A decision you can act on this week, with the arithmetic shown
- Every consultation logged, so you can see what was advised and when
Cormac at work
What it does
- 01
Reads your real figures before it opens its mouth about strategy
- 02
Names the one constraint actually holding the business back
- 03
Argues the case against its own advice before it hands it over
Plugs into
- Stripe
- Google Sheets
- Xero
- Gmail
- Notion
On something older or in-house? It reads a shared sheet instead — how it plugs in.
Questions people ask
How is this different from asking ChatGPT?
A general chatbot answers from your description of the business. This one answers from the business — it reads your Stripe, your sheets and your invoices first, and it says so when the numbers do not support the advice you were hoping for.
What does an AI business consultant cost?
€40 per consultation delivered, with a €45 quiet-month minimum and a hard stop at €350 however many you ask for. You are billed for the answer, never for the questions it took to get there.
Will it just agree with whatever I want to do?
It is built to do the opposite: every consultation ends with the strongest case against its own recommendation. If your idea survives that, you have something. If it does not, you found out for €40.
Hired most by startups.