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The Reporter

Éabha the rooster — yours gets the name you choose

Numbers by Monday morning, plain English, never a chart you did not ask for.

Writes the weekly numbers email nobody gets around to writing.

You stop finding out about a bad week two weeks late.

Takes off your team
2–6 hrs/wk

About €300–€900 a month of staff time at €35/hr

Pays per result
€25 per weekly report delivered

Quiet month: €45 minimum. Busy month: never more than €350. No monthly plan to sign. Setup €300–500 once, credited back at month 3.

Live in
7 days

Built to order for your stack, then a week in draft

Éabha at work

Example · VANO MondayStripe
=SUM(last week)
Jobs done last weekBookings38
6 invoices · 2 over 30 daysOwed€610
Airbnb changeoversChange+€180
Sent Monday 07:00 · plain English
Monday morningWasNobody has run the numbers.NowOne email: bookings, owed, change.
One email · no chart you did not ask for

What it does

  1. 01

    Pulls the week's numbers from the tools you already use

  2. 02

    Writes the summary in plain English, with what changed and why

  3. 03

    Lands in your inbox before Monday, every Monday

Plugs into

  • Stripe
  • Google Sheets
  • Xero
  • Google Analytics
  • Slack

On something older or in-house? It reads a shared sheet instead — how it plugs in.

Questions people ask

Does it make up numbers?

It can only report figures it pulled from a connected source, and each figure links back to where it came from.

Who gets it?

Whoever you list — an inbox, a Slack channel, or both. Most teams send it to the owner and whoever runs operations.

What does a weekly AI reporting agent cost?

€25 per weekly report delivered, so about €100 in a normal month and never more than €350. It takes 2–6 hours a week of pulling numbers together off whoever currently does it, and it never forgets a week.

Hired most by startups, agencies and gyms and fitness studios.

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