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The Reporter
Éabha the rooster — yours gets the name you choose
Numbers by Monday morning, plain English, never a chart you did not ask for.
Writes the weekly numbers email nobody gets around to writing.
You stop finding out about a bad week two weeks late.
- Takes off your team
- 2–6 hrs/wk
- Pays per result
- €25 per weekly report delivered
- Live in
- 7 days
About €300–€900 a month of staff time at €35/hr
Quiet month: €45 minimum. Busy month: never more than €350. No monthly plan to sign. Setup €300–500 once, credited back at month 3.
Built to order for your stack, then a week in draft
- Éabha wired to Stripe, Xero, your sheet and your analytics
- The Monday email: what changed, why, and what to watch
- Every figure linked back to the source it came from
- Slipping invoices and quiet customers flagged early
- A quarter-end summary you can hand to your accountant
Éabha at work
What it does
- 01
Pulls the week's numbers from the tools you already use
- 02
Writes the summary in plain English, with what changed and why
- 03
Lands in your inbox before Monday, every Monday
Plugs into
- Stripe
- Google Sheets
- Xero
- Google Analytics
- Slack
On something older or in-house? It reads a shared sheet instead — how it plugs in.
Questions people ask
Does it make up numbers?
It can only report figures it pulled from a connected source, and each figure links back to where it came from.
Who gets it?
Whoever you list — an inbox, a Slack channel, or both. Most teams send it to the owner and whoever runs operations.
What does a weekly AI reporting agent cost?
€25 per weekly report delivered, so about €100 in a normal month and never more than €350. It takes 2–6 hours a week of pulling numbers together off whoever currently does it, and it never forgets a week.
Hired most by startups, agencies and gyms and fitness studios.